Showing posts with label Joe Dante. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Dante. Show all posts

Piranha (1978) - Movie Review

[caption id="attachment_385" align="alignright" width="353"]Official Score = 2 Devils Official Score = 2 Devils[/caption]

You know one of my favorite horror movies when I was a child was the movie, Jaws (1975)... Besides the fact that the movie itself was really exciting, I saw it at a young enough age, where the movie was still really terrifying, and when my family used to go to the beach like the day after... Boy was it exhilarating!

Let's be honest here folks, when you are still young enough, and impressionable enough to be seeing this kind of movie, the first thing you as a kid are going to believe when going in to the ocean, is that, 'Jaws' is going to get you... And heading in anyway, and facing your fear, is like a pulse pounding edge of your seat experience that you will never forget!

Well obviously, 'Jaws' never got me, and when I went to Universal Studios and saw the, 'Jaws' attraction, that fear and heart pounding exhilaration pretty much quickly turned in to just a life long enjoyment of the ocean and all it represents!

Now you might be wondering why I mention this... Well the reason that I mention this, is because as I grew up, so did my love of under water monster movies, and recently I had the chance to see the Joe Dante (Innerspace) B Movie classic, Piranha (1978) for the first time!

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="150"] A true classic![/caption]

Written by: Richard Robinson (Kingdom Of The Spiders), John Sayles (The Spiderwick Chronicles) & Directed by: Joe Dante. Starring: Bradford Dillman (Sudden Impact), Heather Menzies-Urich (Ssssss), Kevin McCarthy (UHF), Keenan Wynn (Once Upon A Time In The West), Dick Miller (The Terminator), Barbara Steele (Pit And The Pendulum), Belinda Balaski (The Vampire Hunters Club), Melody Thomas Scott (The Shootist), Bruce Gordon (Tower Of London), Paul Bartel (Escape From L.A.) & Janie Squire (The Great American Girl Robbery).

There is something rotten about to happen in the Lost River area... You see, it all starts when a couple who happens to be hiking through that area and camping, end up coming upon an old Army base that basically looks deserted, and the two of them end up deciding to take the last swim of their lives!

When the hikers end up going missing, 'Maggie Mckeown' (Heather Menzies-Urich) is hired to try and find them... Well, her first stop in the area is to pick up her guide... a surly pain in the ass by the name of, 'Paul Grogan' (Bradford Dillman)...

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="400"] Maggie and Paul as they begin their investigation in earnest![/caption]

Well the next stop they go to is the old Army base, and when they get there they begin looking for any sign of the missing hikers... At one point Maggie goes as far as deciding to take on her own initiative to empty out the little pool out in the courtyard area... This is when the two of them are stopped by Dr. Robert Hoak  (Kevin McCarthy).

Well they knock him out before Dr. Hoak has a chance to tell them that they just let loose a whole ton of genetically altered, 'Piranha' in to the river... And that these Piranha are about to head in to an area that is about to become heavily populated!

Well after Hoak destroys their only means of traveling on land to get to the right people to stop this mistake from becoming deadly, it will be up to Maggie, Paul & Doctor Hoak to travel the same river that the Piranha are now in, and get ahead of them, so that they can coordinate with the authorities to stop the Piranha, before the Piranha can destroy the grand opening of a recently made lake (this lake is what the river with the Piranha flow in to, and to ensure that the mountain of swimmers that are about to arrive, are not food for the Piranha!

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="610"] A snack![/caption]

In the end, this movie had all the great elements of a Roger Corman (Death Race 2000) a great cast of almost unknown talent, some groovey special effects that are still great even though they aren't CGI and a story that is completely fun, and the vision of a great director! The main problem that I had with this movie, is that like Roger Corman movies, it has some build up time... The problem is, is that unlike most of his other movies... There is to much build up time and after awhile it becomes a little distracting!

In the end, this movie is a fun one, and if you are a horror fiend like me, then there is a scene in this movie that you really shouldn't miss... Anyway check this one out, you might like it!

http://youtu.be/XoCKGvVlNYM

The Hole (2009) - Movie Review

[caption id="attachment_322" align="alignright" width="258"]Official Score = 1 1/2 Devils Official Score = 1 1/2 Devils[/caption]

When I was a kid I first discovered the works of people like, 'R.L. Stein'. R.L. Stein is an author who kind of would write young adult horror novels that all the kids for what ever reason in my class seemed to love, except me... Back then I was deep in to the works of authors like Stephen King! With that said though, the work of R.L. Stein as well as other authors of similar ilk became so popular, that besides merchandising, A TV show was made based on the works of R.L. Stein, as well as movies of similar ilk! Now I will be honest, I still am not a huge fan of these types of works, but I can definitely see their value for children, and I will admit that, The Hole (2009) is definitely one of them! Written by: Mark L. Smith (Vacancy), Directed by: Joe Dante (Innerspace). Starring: Chris Massoglia (A Plumm Summer), Haley Bennett (Marley & Me), Nathan Gamble (The Dark Knight), Teri Polo (Meet The Fockers) & Bruce Dern (The Driver). This movie tells the tale of a family that has been terrorized by letters from an abusive and deadly father that has been in prison for awhile but every letter sends them in to a talespin and sends them packing... After the latest move the family settles in to their new life, in there new house, with their bottomless pit! Now at first the hole serves to bring together brothers, Dane (Massoglia), and Lucas (Gamble) as they get more and more curious about the hole and how deep it goes!

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Dane (Chris Massoglia), Lucas (Nathan Gamble) & their new friend, 'Julie' (Haley Bennett) as they are not just studying, but will eventually have to protect themselves from, 'The Hole'![/caption]

Later on after Lucas decides to force an introduction between the girl next door, 'Julie' (Bennett) she also comes over to work with them at this mysterious hole... But weird things begin to happen though you see, first off, Julie gets trapped in the woman's bathroom and the lights go out, and eventually a creepy little girl ends up walking by her... That is until one of Julie's friend's comes walking in and turns the lights back on. Lucas gets to confront his fear of clowns, when a clown doll shows up to scare the hell out of him! And for some reason Lucas also ends up seeing the same creepy little girl that Julie did! Now as things get worse and worse for the trio, the boys mother, 'Susan' (Polo) ends up taking off for the weekend... The stage is set for the three of them to face their fears in the worst possible way... Because in the dark of the hole, fear follows!

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Lucas, as he is being chased by a toy clown... His biggest fear brought to life courtesy of, 'The Hole'![/caption]

In the end, I can definitely see how this movie is something that kids would enjoy, but for the more serious horror connoisseur, this movie's plot line was full of holes and some what confusing (despite the fact that this movie had a great premise.) There are no real scares, thrills or chills, and at one point I could tell that Joe Dante seemed to be trying to give some element of Beatlejuice when the brothers end up going in to the hole... But let's put it this way... This is no Beatlejuce! Now on the plus side, there is some pretty awesome talent that make appearances in it, including: Bruce Dern, and Teri Polo! In the end though I had to see this movie to review it, but if I knew then what I know now, I probably would not have seen this one personally!

http://youtu.be/EPXf0O7ko9E