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Dark Shadows (2012) - Movie Review

[caption id="attachment_325" align="alignright" width="263"]Official Score = 3 Devils Official Score = 3 Devils[/caption]

One of the cool things that I have learned in Hollywood is that some of my favorite movies are movies that were made by great duos that have worked together before and since on some great movies!

A few examples of this:

A: Ben Stiller (Night At The Museum), and Owen Wilson (Meet The Parents), who did such classics as the, 'Night At The Museum' series, and the, 'Meet the Parents' series, and now it looks like they may be working on the sequel to the classic movie, Zoolander (2001) together!

B: John Carpenter (Halloween) and Jamie Lee Curtis (Terror Train)... Now I am only mentioning these two alone (the fact is, is there are more then a few people that have worked on many of Carpenter's best films), but I am mentioning just these two, because they started my favorite franchise (Halloween) a legendary franchise that has continued on in a remake series going all the way to the present!

The next pairing that I wanted to mention here is that of Johnny Depp (A Nightmare On Elm Street) and Tim Burton (Beetlejuice). Now these guys have done more then a few movies together, but the one that I wanted to talk about here is, Dark Shadows (2012)!

[caption id="attachment_2686" align="aligncenter" width="450"]Johnny Depp as, 'Barnabas Collins' in, 'Dark Shadows' (2012)! Johnny Depp as, 'Barnabas Collins' in, 'Dark Shadows' (2012)![/caption]

Written by: Seth Grahame-Greene (The Hard Times Of RJ Berger), John August (Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle) & Directed by: Tim Burton. Starring: Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer (Batman Returns), Eva Green (Casino Royale), Helena Bonham Carter (Fight Club), Jackie Earle Haley (A Nightmare On Elm Street), Jonny Lee Miller (Hackers), Bella Heathcote (In time), Chloe Moretz (Hugo) & Gulliver McGrath (Lincoln).

This movie is a fun tale of Barnabas Collins (Johnny Depp) who in the 18th century ends up sleeping with a servant (who turns out to be a witch) by the name of, 'Angelique' (Green).

Now at this time in the world, Barnabas and his family are filthy rich (having founded the small fishing village of, 'Collinsport' and having a huge and immensely successful fishing company!

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="470"] Barnabas and his one night stand centuries later![/caption]

Well after Barnabas sleeps with Angelique, she ends up falling in love with Barnabas... The only problem is that Barnabas as it has it, doesn't love her!

So Angelique ends up being so angry that she casts a spell that kills Barnabas's family! When he still doesn't seem to seek her company, and ends up falling in love with a woman by the name of, 'Josette' (Heathcotte), Angelique decides to get the ultimate revenge!

You see, first she casts a spell to make Josette commit suicide and then turns the grief stricken Barnabas in to a vampire and has him buried in a a coffin so that he could be alone with his grief forever!

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="512"] Barnabas in his tomb![/caption]

Centuries later the Collins family name has been turned to shit, the family itself is a joke, with Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Pfeiffer) who is trying to keep her daughter, 'Carolyn' (Moretz) and her looser brother, 'Roger' and his grief stricken son, 'David' together as they destroy the last of the Collins dynasty together!

But their savior is about to role in to the world, when while building a new road, a work crew comes across Barnabas's coffin and accidentally releaswa him!

Barnabas sets back home with the intention of bringing the family name back to prominence again... The only problem is that there is some one from Barnabas's past that still has a bone or two to pick with him!

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="570"] Barnabas with the remnants of his once proud and family, and the few people they could afford to employee...[/caption]

The truth is, is that this movie is hilarious, I mean you don't expect Johnny Depp to play such a convincing Vampire (I think he got at least some of his influence from Max Schreck, who played, 'Count Orlok' in Nosferatu (1922) but when you see Johnny Depp talking with Christopher Lee (One of the most well recognized Dracula's of all time), you can't help but be impressed!

And as for the Barnabas's family in the future, the way they play the stuck up slowing bankrupting themselves type, you can't help but be overjoyed!

The only part that I really didn't like is the ridiculous over the top love interest that Angelique had for Barnabas (I mean I have seen obsession movies, but this went a little to far!)

Either way, this movie is a lot of fun, and is good for more then a few chuckles, and if you haven't checked it out yet but intend to, then you might find you like it as well!

http://youtu.be/wpWvkFlyl4M

Aeon Flux (2005) - Movie Review

[caption id="attachment_325" align="alignright" width="263"]Official Score = 3 Devils Official Score = 3 Devils[/caption]

I am not 100% certain of this, but I am fairly certain that with the subsequent success of, Johnny Mnemoic (1995) and the release and subsequent success of ‘The Matrix’ franchise, (both of which are great movies that starred Keanu Reeves), that the studios started working on big budget Science Fiction movies that had to do with a specific hero that has very unique powers that they had kind of been given to them at least to some extent…

Now there is something interesting that I thought that I would mention about these types of films. First off usually these types of movies tend to have big budget talent working on them, and they often are pretty well made, but oddly enough, don’t seem to do really good in the box office (or in some cases never made it on to the big screen!)

A few examples of course of these types of films being:

1. Equilibrium (2002), a fun movie that starred Christian Bale (The Dark Knight Rises) before he became the, ‘Batman’, and worked to take down a drugged out advanced society…

2. Another one is Ultraviolet (2006), a movie which starred, Milla Jovovich (The Fifth Element)… Now this movie was sort of a bland and extremely far-fetched attempt to show how a super soldier can take on her masters and win (some times going so far as to take out 100 guys at a time….)

And the last one that I thought that I would mention here is the movie, Aeon Flux (2005)… Now this movie which was written by Phil Hay (Clash Of The Titans), Matt Manfredi (The Tuxedo) and directed by Karyn Kusama (Girlfight), and which starred: Charlize Theron (Prometheus), Martin Csokas (xXx), Jonny Lee Miller (Hackers), Sophie Okonedo (Hotel Rwanada), Frances McDormand (Almost Famous), and Pete Postlethwaite (Inception) was great!

You see this movie told the story of how after a plague nearly wipes mankind off of the face of the planet, one man ends up curing the human race… The only problem is that there appears to be unforeseen consequences that he and his future generations will race against the clock to try and fix before the end of the world really comes!

Now of course no one knows about this, and everyone appears to have been relegated to one major city (The last major city on Earth)… and a rebel group by the name of, ‘The Monacans’ have decided to try and stop the reign of the governments tyranny against the population, and they are about to get their chance…

You see, The Monacans have gotten their opportunity to strike at Chancellor Goodchild (Csokas), and end up sending in their assassin, by the name of Aeon Flux (Theron) to assassinate him… but by the time she gets their she ends ups getting more then she bargained for and ultimately ends up fighting with the one man she has sworn to fight against!

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="630"] Some times she even surprises herself with just how good she is![/caption]

Now I thought this movie had a great concept (which, so that I don’t ruin it for you guys I won’t be saying.) I also thought that this movie was very well written and acted, and some fun action scenes that should keep you on the edge of your seat… In the end, the only thing that I really thought was dumb, was the special effects and the over use of the concept of genetic engineering to cure all ills (including some sort of weird tiny little light switch in the back of the Monacans that could be used as a telephone, and some sort of plant life that shot spikes like machine guns…

All in all though definitely a fun one, and one that you guys might like as well!

http://youtu.be/wQ2LSS2QA2c